Toddler or Teenager?

I think that I will start a new segment on the blog called "Toddler or Teenager". It's a riff off that old-classic "Criminal or Professional Athlete" where someone describes an act or recent event, then must guess which group the offender belongs in.

Todays installment: a leggy brunette with sparkling green eyes (we'll call her "Mom") tells her son that he cannot play with the carbon monoxide detector. Said son scoffs in scorn, runs into his Mom's bedroom and slams the door.

Toddler or Teenager? See, isn't this fun?!? I especially liked the "leggy" part.